What Should I say Gareth?

Gareth: Um, iunno. Say something about Justin, i.e. David. 

Ben: Anything Else?

Gareth: No.

Ben: You Sure?

Gareth: Its a mayday holiday! that rhymes! Write that! um.... My birthday is in T-minus 28 days! 28ths of may!

Ben: wot should i get u for ur birthday then?

Gareth: Make sure i dnt see , it has to be a surprise.

Ben: But what do u wnt?

Gareth: I DONT  KNOOOOOOOOO

Ben: But ur not gonna get anything if u dnt tell me what u wnt

Gareth: I dont kno wot owen and my parents are getting me and my other friedns so if i tell you to get me something then u get me the same thing then its like uhhhhh. SHEET MUSIC! WILL AND GRACE THEME TUNE! owens getting me that. fine. put that on it. u kno wot mums getting me? doodoodoodooododoooo. Ben?

Ben: yeh?

Gareth: Go on itunes and listen to sandy to, i wish i were a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.