goat joke

this is pretty funny, i thought some o you would like it and it would help get the blog to 5oo posts

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a goat trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and baaaa-ed, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and baaaa-ed again.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the goat and was surprised, to say the least. However, the goat looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the goat jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said: "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The goat jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told the goat "The sign says you have to be good with a computer." The goat jumped down again and went to the computer. He proceeded to activate Excel and typed in a cost calculation spreadsheet, that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the goat and said: "I realise that you are a very intelligent goat and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."
The goat jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said: "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual." The goat looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meeeow!"