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Gareth Davey: You're Ideal Job Is A PORN STAR.........
WOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO come on the free sex and getting paid for it.
Gareth Davey: You're Ideal Job Is A PORN STAR.........
WOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO come on the free sex and getting paid for it.
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omg r u meant to be my partner in crime now or sumfin
omg that could totally be the name of a porno film eh?
Ben + Gareth, star in Partners in CRIME! lmao
oh no not the police uniforms! OMG HANDCUFFS! oh this could actually work!
lmfao i never though of that....
Ile be the upper class rich person famous porn star. And i will teach (or show BOTH for want of a better word(s)) you (the common whore) how to be a HUGE (after surgery of coarse) star like me but not as famous as me bkoz ile b a bitch.
(O_O)
Is taht ure eyes widening in anticipatio n of (again for want of a better word) excitement.
ok lets work on the script..
gareth is sitting at his desk in his office at the police station.
ben enters...
(lmfao i was gonna say "ben enters from the rear" but i thot that ddnt leave enuf suspense at the beginning.
u continue..............
Ben saunters along the corrider twirling his polished baton. He then slams it down on gareths desk.
-go on i cant bring myself to carry on right now-
i ddnt ask u to "bring urself" to do anything.
Ben asks gareth to help him with his utility belt. which is stuck......
OMG U 2 WAT THE HELL????!!!!! I AM SERIOUSLY FREAKED OUT I MEAN EHHHH MENTAL IMAGES RUNNING THROUGH MY NICE CLEAN BRAIN!!!!!!!! NIGHTMARES!!!!!!
Gareth shivers....... and calls in deputy as his belt is stuck and cannot stand up
LMFAO! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
ben.. then...he....and
oh gawd i cant. i just cant. sorry gareth.
wel neither can i ben i sed no and that means NO!!!!!!!
but gareth can stand up just lettin use all no
yes, he can indeed. and my belt is not stuck. i dont wear belts. honestly.
put that in ur pipe and sm-- oh never mind.
not ure belt MINE!!!! and it needs loosening (omg) lol. And i stand up pretty tall mind u.
COURSE U CAN!!!!! U 2 ARE SICK!!! I mean honestly if u want to do this sort of stuff dio it behind closed doors but please don't scar us. Honestly i have jst eaten!!! PLease spare us the details please please PLEASE!!!!! I am speaking on behlaf of like the WHOLE NATION!!!
GARETH U STAND UP PRETTY TALL DO U???!!
i am utterly disturbed
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