Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Job Predictor

Gareth Davey: You're Ideal Job Is A PORN STAR.........

WOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO come on the free sex and getting paid for it.

17 comments:

Ben said...

omg r u meant to be my partner in crime now or sumfin

omg that could totally be the name of a porno film eh?

Ben + Gareth, star in Partners in CRIME! lmao

oh no not the police uniforms! OMG HANDCUFFS! oh this could actually work!

Gareth said...

lmfao i never though of that....
Ile be the upper class rich person famous porn star. And i will teach (or show BOTH for want of a better word(s)) you (the common whore) how to be a HUGE (after surgery of coarse) star like me but not as famous as me bkoz ile b a bitch.

Ben said...

(O_O)

Gareth said...

Is taht ure eyes widening in anticipatio n of (again for want of a better word) excitement.

Ben said...

ok lets work on the script..

gareth is sitting at his desk in his office at the police station.

ben enters...

(lmfao i was gonna say "ben enters from the rear" but i thot that ddnt leave enuf suspense at the beginning.

u continue..............

Gareth said...

Ben saunters along the corrider twirling his polished baton. He then slams it down on gareths desk.

-go on i cant bring myself to carry on right now-

Ben said...

i ddnt ask u to "bring urself" to do anything.

Ben asks gareth to help him with his utility belt. which is stuck......

Hannah said...

OMG U 2 WAT THE HELL????!!!!! I AM SERIOUSLY FREAKED OUT I MEAN EHHHH MENTAL IMAGES RUNNING THROUGH MY NICE CLEAN BRAIN!!!!!!!! NIGHTMARES!!!!!!

Gareth said...

Gareth shivers....... and calls in deputy as his belt is stuck and cannot stand up

Ben said...

LMFAO! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

ben.. then...he....and

oh gawd i cant. i just cant. sorry gareth.

Gareth said...

wel neither can i ben i sed no and that means NO!!!!!!!

Gareth said...

but gareth can stand up just lettin use all no

Ben said...

yes, he can indeed. and my belt is not stuck. i dont wear belts. honestly.

put that in ur pipe and sm-- oh never mind.

Gareth said...

not ure belt MINE!!!! and it needs loosening (omg) lol. And i stand up pretty tall mind u.

Hannah said...

COURSE U CAN!!!!! U 2 ARE SICK!!! I mean honestly if u want to do this sort of stuff dio it behind closed doors but please don't scar us. Honestly i have jst eaten!!! PLease spare us the details please please PLEASE!!!!! I am speaking on behlaf of like the WHOLE NATION!!!

Hannah said...

GARETH U STAND UP PRETTY TALL DO U???!!

man of Steel said...

i am utterly disturbed