things to do in asda while shoping

1) Get 24 boxes of condoms and put them in peoples trolleys while they aren't looking.

2) Set the alarm clocks in the hardware section to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3)Make a train of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

4)Walk up to an assistan and say in an official tone "code three in toiletries." and see what happens.

5)Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

6)Move a "cution wet floor" sign to a carpeted area.

7)set up a tent in the outdoors sectiion and invite shoppers to join you if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8)When clerks ask if they can help you, start crying and say, "why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9)Look straight into the security camera and use it as a mirror while picking your nose.

10)While handling a sharp knife in the kitchen department ask a klerk if they know where the anti depresants are kept.

11)Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the mission impossible theme tume

12)Hide in a clothing rack... and when people browse through shout PICK ME! PICK ME!!

13)When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal possition and scream "NO! It's those vvoices again!!"

14)Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell after a while "There's no toilet paper in here"

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