Monday, August 07, 2006

Scientology uncovered

Now i wont even begin to tell you scientology is bullshit, you already know that. No, what this post is about it what they actually belive. the story told by L. Ron Hubbard, a science FICTION writer and founder of the scientology "religion" is as follows,

75 million years ago, the galactic overlord for this sector of the galaxy was
called Xenu. He was in charge of 76 planets, including Earth (at that time
known as Teegeeack).

All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178
billion people. Social problems dictated that Xenu rid his sector of the
galaxy of this overpopulation problem, so he developed a plan.

Xenu sent out tax audit demands to all these trillions of people. As each one
entered the audit centers for the income tax inspections, the people were
seized, held down and injected with a mixture of alcohol and glycol, and
frozen. Then, all 13.5 trillion of these frozen people were put into
spaceships that looked exactly like DC8 airplanes, except that the spaceships
had rocket engines instead of propellers.

Xenu's entire fleet of DC8-like spaceships then flew to planet Earth, where
the frozen people were dumped in and around volcanoes in the Canary Islands
and the Hawaiian Islands. When Xenu's Air Force had finished dumping the
bodies into the volcanoes, hydrogen bombs were dropped into the volcanoes and
the frozen space aliens were vaporized.

However, Xenu's plan involved setting up electronic traps in Teegeeack's
atmosphere which were designed to trap the souls or spirits of the dead space
aliens. When the 13.5 trillion spirits were being blown around on the nuclear
winds, the electronic traps worked like a charm and captured all the souls in
the electronic, sticky fly-paper like traps.

The spirits of the aliens were then taken to huge multiplex cinemas that Xenu
had previously instructed his forces to build on Teegeeack. In these movie
theaters the spirits had to spend many days watching special 3-D movies, the
purpose of which was twofold: 1) to implant into these spirits a false
reality, i.e. the reality that WOGS (Hubbard's derisory term for anyone not a
Scientologists) know on Earth today; and, 2) to control these spirits for all
eternity so that they could never cause trouble for Xenu in this sector of the
Galaxy. During these films, many false pictures and stories were implanted
into these spirits, which resulted in the spirits believing in all the things
that control mankind on Earth today, including religion. The concept of
religion, including God, Christ, Mohammed, Moses etc., were all an implanted
false reality that to this very minute are used to control WOGS on Earth.

and whats more they dont even tell scientologists this untill they have reached a certain rank within the church (given them enough money) they say that if you read this story before you are "ready" you will die, sorry for not telling you earlier of the risk you ran. the obvious reason being that if they told every1 this before they had them on their drugs they wouldnt give them any money.

4 comments:

Ricky said...

Yeah, not the best thing to talk about scientology like that..
Im not into that, but its their religion, and well, they have been known to go out of their way to stop people from talking about it like that.
Dont talk about it in the streets, k?
most of us know what its about

esmarty said...

u know at the top of the posts how it tells u when u posted it, does it ever go into seconds coz i looks like it's got two zeros on the end for nothin. hmmm

Gareth said...

oooooooommmmmmmmmggggggg u r joking me right. if they are like in a position with -ologist at the end doesnt that mean they are smart i mean are they just gullable or what.

the crazy cow said...

its not that they're gullible they just don't tell until its too late for them to back out