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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
My predicted job
my predicted job is..............prime minister?
wtf i dont want 2 go 2 england, england SUCKS!!!
Job Predictor
Gareth Davey: You're Ideal Job Is A PORN STAR.........
WOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOO come on the free sex and getting paid for it.
comment on the blogcast no. 2
Ben! i can't believe u cut out the bit about dogs being bumped up to first class, and kept in me reading the ingredients off of the chocolate bar! wot kind of crazy world r u living in?!
:P
Ben!! guess what!
ALMOST 600 POSTS! hehe thought you might want to no that! :P
school tomorrow people :S
classes with S6 people! hehe funkywoops
x
JOB PREDICTORf
Hey mine came up with HANNAH, YOUR IDEAL JOB WOULD BE A CIRCUS FREAK!!!!!!!
Wat that is so not fair? Why would they say that?
xxx
Riteys ho i have a problem!
Go to this site and you can find out your ideal job! Post it afterwards!
http://www.jobpredictor.com/job/
Mine is Ben Howell, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer.
Podcast Review
The Fintryblog Podcast No.2:
The second installment of the very witty and imature podcast from the members of the fintryblog is back and is a definite improvement to the first one. From the cheese quiz and helium voices to the pointless playin of lauries rendition of Fat Boy Slim vs. Offspring adds up to an increadibly hilarious podcast. You will be crying with laughter from the near begining to past where you here hannahs ridiculusly funny laugh in helium.
That All Folks
p.s subscribe now. its in itunes but not in the podcast directory so subscribe to the first one or click UPDATE if you already have it.
THE PODCAST IS UP!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The new episode of the fintryblog podcast is in itunes! go to ur podcasts section and click UPDATE (top rigth corner) and it should fetch the new episode for you. Hope you enjoy it. Please leave comments.
The Reason for Podcasts Delays
A Message From Our Hosts: "A short circuit in the A/C system in one of our datacenters, a bunch of machines are still down. Much of the Wayback Machine, some of our items are difficult to get to. Wednesday, May 31, should bring most back up, but there will be some lingering issues for this week."
UPDATE* - Yeah, lingering issues like no one being able to upload to them. Grr. Sorry folks, u will have the podcast as soon as i can make it work. :) have a nice day
The Recording Studio
One of the most fun and relaxing places to be. There is always a supply of cola and sweets and lots and lots of laughs. Win an invite to the next recording for the podcast by telling us what you like most about blogging.
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Delays, Delays.
Ok guys, sorry about this. But for now the internet archive.org are down so i cant upload the new episode of the podcast just yet. i shall do it as soon as i can. it will probably be ready by 2moro. (if the site is back up)
Fintryblog Podcast Episode 2!
Thats it done! its recorded! in the bag! woooooooo!
This is a much shorter episode (due to hannah and kate having to leave early to cycle home)
but its just as funny if not better.
Description:
The second podcast from some more of the fintryblog crew. Our fuel this time is Coke and Chocolate. Oh Dear Me.
Your Hosts today: Kate Mqueen, Hannah Matthews, Laurie Mclellan, Ben Howell, and Richard Main on skype. kinda.
Cheese Rolling
Cheese Quiz
Fatboy Slim vs Offspring
Chipmunk Interview
Fintryblog History Lesson
And Much Much More.
(Plus we found a much better way of doing the helium voices. Hope you appreciate the superior sound)
FOB last night
was preettty amazing :D Pete Wentz went crowd-surfing! and aww it was soo good! this is going to sound weird i no but FOB gig had the best mosh pits i have seen. how weird is that! i got pushed over once :P was funny though. and there were security guys up the front spraying water over the crowd with water squirters :P it was amazing fun! i was like up the front in the middle-ish until i left after like 1 and a half songs cause it was like far too hot! i couldnt sing i was that hot and de-hydrated but that just proves how much fun i had! oh and btw i wasnt just up the front for that short time to feel like that! i was there before The Academy Is... finished playing :P and i went back in after i cooled down a bit :D
was so good :D
*copy and pasted from the RPOR*
PODAST EPISODE 2........maybe.
Lol. I'm not sure if people are turning up to make this podcast so oh well. Ill keep you all up to date though. Of course, i dont need to, if it goes up, it will end up in ur itunes anyway cos ur all wonderful people who have all subscribed to it havnt you? (click the podcast link on the right)
Monday, May 29, 2006
Happy Birthday Gareth! :D
You still have like 20 posts to go before the 5th.. well 19 now, but anyway.
lol im slighty hyper noooow. cause of the sugar in the coooooooke!! tiz fun...
newayz, i've gotta go now!
wow that post was so interesting...
lol bye
xxx
hey people! thought id come on and chatter about my wonderful day! im not joking you it was soo much fun! went to Xscape with Jenny, Lucy and Fiona and omg it was great! i really love those guys! Love steph too but she wasnt there :(
so we went rock climbing first and i like didnt do much of that cause i was like not liking going up high on a vertical wall. maybe its just me though. but it was quite fun! you didnt need anyone to hold the ropes for you cause it was one of these things where you let go of the wall and you float down to the ground. like it was like a reverse bunjee thing :P
then we did the Fan Drop which was like :S! we just got hooked up to this harness, held on to a bar thing and jumped off the ledge! man it was scarry! Jenny was scared to go so i had to go first. i just stepped of and i couldnt look! but we did that three times so by the third time i could look! then we did th skyride. it was like scarry at one bit but compared to Ratho it was nothing! it was like so short! no joke and it wasnt really that high!
it was funny when we did the Fan Drop cause there were people coming in to look around the shops and all of a sudden one of us dropped out the sky beside them! they got such a fright! it was hilarious!
oh yea and we got Helium balloons for in the car! when Jennny has helium she sounds so funny :D it was good.
anyywaaay another good thing! i came home at 10.15 (3 hours late XD) and i went on myspace and guess what!! i had a comment from Mirrin! you wont no who she is but i went to Primary school with her! as in Fallin Primary not Kippen. anyway ive not talked to my old primary school friends in literally 4 years! it was soo good to hear from her! when i was on her site i saw a pic of my other old primary school friend Kellie! man shes changed! and im off to see Fall Out Boy tomorrow :D
anyway. something did annoy me and just to say if it upsets my mate im really actually going to be annoyed. im not jokin. its pretty sad if it does upset her :( i hate it when my friends are upset :'( please if you dont no what im on about dont ask.
aww i love all my mates! looooove yaas! lol i hyper. *does crazy dances*
byee
x
p.s. sorry i no its pretty long :( dont read it all of you dont want to :)
Sunday, May 28, 2006
R.I.P
Dont worry folks, euan hasnt masacred another bungle, but the TROOPS 06' blog is dead. officially. dont even try going to it. its gone. vamoose. finito.
Jeesie Kreezie!
Um, do u guys remember not that long ago trying to get to 500 posts before the blogs 1st birthday. well, its not the birthday yet, and we are nearing 600 already. my god.
yey
Fall out Boy tomorrow :D
thats going to be fuunn! staying at Edinburgh Uni that night which isnt too good cause i have to sleep on the floor but i might not even be sleeping that night cause i might be really hyper and just not in a sleep mood but usually after any gig im shattered so i probs will sleep and that was just a really random bought of nonesense there!
anywaay! i better go cause Lucy is picking me up at 3 and i need to get ready :D
please everyone think of me today, while your of having fun i will be petrified! lol going to Xscape today with Lucy, Jen and Fiona and were doing the Fan Drop, Skyride and Rock Climbing.
i hurt my hand and i have to go rock climbing :S
annywwayyy
if your in town today have funnn! :)
x
Rip Off!!!!!!!!!
Look at what my mum bought. LOOK (the one on the left) doesnt it the name resemble the on on the right. What a rip off there is also Explosade at aldi like can't these people get sued. lol. but if it wernt for our rip offs we wouldnt be able to get the same taste for a fraction of the price lol.
dancing dog
proof that jhon travolta (sp?) was never needed for that film
http://www.bestofgooglevideo.com/video.php?video=261
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Photos From the BBQ.
I love you all so very much. Thanks to all of you for coming and the HUGE amounts of food u brought! Thanks thanks and thanks again. Here are some pics for u too see (more to come from garth when i give him his camera back) and lisas pics too!
Friday, May 26, 2006
who wants to...
Go camping!! in Kippen! were going to have marshmellows and its going to be fun! its up this big hill so its really quiet and out of the way (no complaints :D) and its reeeaaallly nice up there! if your a monnkey you can sit in the MASSIVE tree thats up on the hill. there are great views of the valley (thing) and its pretty! marshmellows, camp fire, tents(duhh) anddd maybe drink! but only if yous are all allowed to drink.
get back to me (for real cause like no-one ever does ) and tell me what you think :D
x
age old question
you can throw ur chicken or the egg out the window. i have the ultamate question
is it the enter key or the return key?
personally i say enter, but some (crazy) people say its called the return key wtf?
i think we should answer this question right here right now.
ben.
about your rant about the mutant ninja turtles....
ther TEENAGE mutant nija turtles.
the reason they dont go so slow is coz their MUTANTS :)
and their still ninjas. they mutated to become ninjas. and ones called rafielle. or how ever you spell it. and in general, their just really really cool.
so david actualy was raising a very valid point.
and i have a tshirt of them.
so that meens ninjas win.
pirates only steal stuff and are really grumpy and i dnt like them coz they smell.
laalalalalalla
YAaaAYYYyyaaaaay
HOLY SHIT my radiator just made the scariest noise ever. i thot it was going to explode all over my FACE.
anyway. 4 words. TAKING. BACK. SUNDAY. TONIGHT.
eggs already posted everything i wanted to say about it so just.. yeah. more of that :)
PLOOS: i get to see my good friend LETTTYYYYY :D ahh im so happy! iv not seen her in ages. awww shes lovely so she is! and i get to see louise and meggggghan :D (is siobhan and hannah going btw? if they are then YAYYY i get to see them too)
ooooooo im so excitededededed.
and guess what folks??i managed to get my hair into a pretty cool mohawk thing last nite so im considering wearing it like that tonight. but im not sure. bunches would have the same effect ... ahhh its all so confusing.
i just sneezed.
that is all. x
YAaaAYYYyyaaaaay
HOLY SHIT my radiator just made the scariest noise ever. i thot it was going to explode all over my FACE.
anyway. 4 words. TAKING. BACK. SUNDAY. TONIGHT.
eggs already posted everything i wanted to say about it so just.. yeah. more of that :)
PLOOS: i get to see my good friend LETTTYYYYY :D ahh im so happy! iv not seen her in ages. awww shes lovely so she is! and i get to see louise and meggggghan :D (is siobhan and hannah going btw? if they are then YAYYY i get to see them too)
ooooooo im so excitededededed.
and guess what folks??i managed to get my hair into a pretty cool mohawk thing last nite so im considering wearing it like that tonight. but im not sure. bunches would have the same effect ... ahhh its all so confusing.
i just sneezed.
that is all. x
Go See My New Blog
Hey y'all i have finished (well i think i have) re-vamping my blog so i want you all to go see. Sorry it isnt as easy to read buy i put blood, sweat, and tears into it (tears because i was so damn frustrated (well not really lol) sweat thats only in the saying and blood like literaly because i bludgeoned my head off the keyboard a couple of times with anger lol). I need peeps to comment as well.
Ciao
p.s there is a link to my blog on this blog sumwhere on the right it is there for you lazy people *cough* sandy *cough* lol.
Thursday, May 25, 2006
btw
Im proud to be part of the Fintry blog! im all over come with emotions! lol anywayyyy
fun this weekend :D
going to Xscape with Lucy, Jen and Fiona! were going on the skyride, Fan Drop and were going rock climbing! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
funkywoop!
x
Whos doing Int 2 maths next year?
cause my mums selling past papers and a Maths In Action book! who wants them?
x
RE:bens postage
the hoola hoop thing, nah i was always disapointed with the shape of the hoola hoops. bt i never said anything but now you have so i think we should start a revelation. is that the right word? or maby rebelion? whatever, we shud totaly complain about it :)
im sitting here with abit of toilet roll on my forehead and purple dye. tryin to dye the wee bit of my fringe that was red purple. the worst that cud happen is my hair jst turned a realy shit colour. but i can handle that duuuuude. i have bleach here so il jst bleach it if it goes to pooooopeh.
and folks, say that outloud.. pooopeh. its hilairously funny hahaharharharhar
anyway, im not sure how long this dyes been on for but i realy want it to work so im going to wait till half past. so thats another 10 mins.
its saras bday tomoro :) i got her a cool post care that i made into a card by stikin a pictuer of snoopy on it. and then i found a straw, so i gave her that. and i only had a fiver so shel think im realy scaffy bt if sumone got me a straw for my bday id be very happy.
and also, it was louises birthday today :) happy birthdya louise.. even tho i dont think you go on this but still.
il need to charge up my ipod. its all out of battery. and im going to be wandering around stirling like a tit for a while so i wana have music so i can be like the guy from the video for NEW HORIZON. u know the realy shite song an hes lisnin to it an hes dancing to himself and stuff. i thot it was a woman the first time i saw it. his hairs very deseptive. anyway, i wana do that tomoro.
i also wana go into a shop and pretend i have terets and just yell out random things i see like "WEETABIX" and.. "CRUNCH CORNER... I LIKE THE CHOCOLATE BITS" hjahahaha i imagine that would amuse folk.
gooooooddddddddd i still have 6 minutes. and my knees hurt. im kneeling so i dnt drip dye all over my bed (im also on a lap top) oooooo
i was also going to bring up this subject ben : i want to fill in my profile bit thingy. and also - a word for your dictionary .. "gayness" its something that is full of gay. or it is surrounded by gay. or is made up of gay. it has a very homosexual feel to it. i find that amusing so therfore it should go up. so go. go .. GO GO GTO GO GO GO GOG OOG OGOGAOSGS:DKGF:SD
ok, i cantr wait anymore, im going to go start running the water till it gets warm and wash this out :)
night night folks. keep safe.
and ben, you have a hair nose hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
xxxxxx
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
The Hair Fairies!
I dont care if thats not how you spell it. Lisa straitened my hair (again, spelling shmelling) and its uber kl me thinks. lol. well not at first i ddnt think but now i think im gonna try to keep it like this. :D anyhoo richard just called something a hair fairy, also known as a HAIRY!
A Random Observation.
Right guys. I thought maybe if we all work together we might form half a brain to figure this one out...
...Hula Hoops, the crisps. Now, when we were little itty bitty kids, werent they like, hoop shaped? cos now its as if not as much effort goes into them. or the quality control is not working as well because im getting flat squashed excuses for hoops here and i aint happy. What do you think?
the exams r over!!!!!
ther're finally finished!!!! im soooooo happy! :D thank you so much for that muffin btw gareth, i read ur post and it made me think about it again so now im hungry. it was huge. hehe. ask jean wot she did with the end of hers btw! haha. i wont steal the story tho. also im not sure a eyeliner mustache would work all that well, cos the point of eyeliner is that it doesnt wash of very easily isnt it? oh well someone try it out an tell me.
byee!
QOTD: Gareth and Jean
Otherwise known as the Quote Of The Day between Gareth (me) and Jean. Well during the gap between the german reading and the listening Jean and Kate went to the chippy for lunch then came up to see me. Well i was eating lunch when they came so i gave them some coke and one of those MASSIVE chocolate muffins from costco each and jeans eyes wer like basketballs. Well heres the quote it happened just after the adverts finished on channel 5.
Jean: Gareth I think there is something wrong with your T.V. all the colour has gone.
Gareth: Jean that's because it's a black and white movie.
Me, Kate, Jean, my mum and my dad were all pissing ourselves with laughter it was hilarious.
one more thing
im watching murder she wrote and drinking coffee.
im suave as fuck mate
YOU KNOWS IT.
xxxx
iiyaaarrr
The Fintryblog%u2122 btw, am i doing this right, i cliked blog this! at the top??
and egg - i need a ticket :) thankyou! how much, i didnt read much further, sorry
its really nice weather atm, bt i can see a MASSIVE grey cloud and its about to start pouring again.
im really excited about tbs :) im going to put ma hair in a mohawk. well im thinking about it bt i duno.. im abit nervous lol LOL LOL LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(just for egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL)
and thankyou to everyone for the big sign :) its on my wall and my mum likes it. she thought it was "very amusing"
and also BEN!! whens the next podcast bein recorded? coz i had a beast of a idea for the helium voices, it was one of those ideas thats funny adn you start laughin to yourself and then you start laughin out loud and someone comes in a looks at you wierd.
anyway, im away to blow my nose and have a nice wee drink of irn bru.
toodles xxx
IT LIES!!!!!!!!!!
Gareth -- [noun]: A master of storytelling 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
It turns out i am now a noun. Look at the one bellow (is that how u spell well u no). I dont like this dictionary thing
Im worried about this one
Gareth -- [adjective]: Smells like teen spirit 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
I dont know if i like this one it means you can describe peeps as gareth.
woo :)
Big Brother Live came on! ive watched it a few times and no what! i think Pete is Fabulicious :D hes great! he gotta win :)
oh yea i came on here to say i have two maths int 2 past papers and a maths in action Int 2 book for sale. the two maths past papers are being sold for £5 (for both :)) and the maths in action book is £10 (cause it cost like £15 or something)
so just send me an email or what ever if you want it!
btw in BB Bonniiee is crying! haha!! sorry its evil to laugh (hehe)
x
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
omg not joking
who just saw lost? anyone? like have you seen next weeks! *shocked* cant believe that happened!!! :O lol
shockers!
hehe
my bad drawing is on my blog :S ANYWAY
im bored and tired and ^^shocked lol
byeee
x
im on the blog!!!
i've joined the blog! and ben says i have to write sumthin so here i am. except i dont have much interesting to say. oh well... the exams r nearly over! just one left! huh, and all u annoying people who finished today, you'll just be bored tomorrow. i bet. :P anyway thats all, so byee!
Jean is now stranded in fintry.
ok guy, we have a mini problem, jean has no way of getting home. its kinda a problemo innit! he heeeeehehhehe i sed innit! innit! lol. i sound like a bam. lol
Monday, May 22, 2006
lol
| Sandy -- [noun]: A person who is constantly high 'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
For Laurie
| Mr Bananabandanaman -- [adjective]: Smelling like turnips at all times 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Members Page.
Hey guys the members page is finally beginning to take shape. Please email me a photo along with the text you want in your profile ASAP and i wll put it up for you. :)
RSVP ASAP!
Could the following people check their email plz. they have an important one from me.
Kate Mqueen
Declan Gilmour
David Steel
Kate Hopkins
Jennifer Allan
Katy Frew
Ruth Howard
Gillian Milne
This amazing photo.
This was taken by, um, ill assume Tom, or maybe it was Meghan (whos in the pic). Anyway, its just so kl. i thot i should show u.
Guess What Im Doing :)
well ive been drawing a pictooor! yea its of someone whos very cute and hot and all that! haha!
bet you cant guess who it is! yea its not someone i no personally but hey!
i cant actually draw very well thats why you will never see the pictoor i am drawing! i just find that funny!
i need to go borrow my sisters phone...or i could use the house phone...just cant text with it! duhh!
im quite bored. came on msn thinking there would be some good conversations but obviously not! XD jokies
aaaanyway time for my special goodbye word to say goodbye! OH someone came on msn...who is it? yea thats boring. ok!
Toodlesss
x
lmao!
| Laurie -- [noun]: A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins 'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
WTF LAURIE?! LOL
| Ben Howell -- [noun]: A person who likes to steal tins of tuna 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Sunday, May 21, 2006
beennn i want a new acount :(
i cant .. i just cant.. i CANT REMEMBER MY NAME :(
i meen the name i sign in with.
so cn u help me with that?
and movin on , iv not said anything on the blog for ages coz i cant remember
my name so
anyway. only got 2 more exams :) yayyyyyyyy
my lip piercing fell out booooooooo
im drinking irn bru yayyyyyyyyyy
i have a midgey bite on my arm. boooooooooooooooo
im listnin to jimi hendrix yayyyyy
have to get up early tomoro booooo
cant think of anything else.
il leave with a wee quote for ben
"i love this guy. i love you. *climbs on his head* i stroke your head. i
kiss you. im getting down now *gets down* i just wanted to say that" "why
you always gota do that to him?" "he likes it" ... "no i dont. "
long live the klay mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.waa
and also - why .. WHY did lordi win last nite??? no one can possibly take
them seriously now. i meen.. it was prety hard to in the first place since
their dressed up as monsters and their music is so pish.. but still. anyway
bye xxx
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Chavs
Hey here are two links to videos that are cartoon chavs. They are really funny. U should totally check them out. Ok!!!
http://www.flashplayer.com/music/ChavhemianRhapsody_movie.php
http://www.flashplayer.com/music/inmeburberrry_movie.php
Luv Hannah xxx
25 Things That Make Me Happy
1. Chewing on lolly pop sticks after ur done with the lolly.
2. the sound our phone makes when you hang up.
3. The Crew. duh.
4. The Crew again. U guys rock.
5. Klaymen.
6. Old songs i forgot i had.
7. Mr Mac telling me its sunny.
8. Oust! Better than drugs kids!
9. Choc Lacuers (ddnt even try with the spelling ther!)
10. Fires.
11. Interestingly Shaped Sticks
12. That smell after it rains.
13. Tannoys in train stations.
14. EQN News.
15. Harmony.
16. Mad Dog. (Steve Jobs)
17. £8M Glass Cubes.
18. Kate™ signing into MSN
19. Buttons that beep.
20. PHOTOS!
21. Making Lists.
22. Mr Mac.
23. Coke + Smarties.
24. Stars. So many of them.
25. The Crew.
Comments System Changed Again
MAN those word thingys were HARD! lol. i got sick of them pretty fast! so now its only members of the blog who can post comments. is that ok btw? let me kno.
hehe
Its Late, Early Rather.
Ben H
Yes folks, it really is 2.45 in the morning. and i just got back from babysitting, got £30 so im happy. but exhausted. night night (id love to see some one try to beat my late posting record!)
i have! i beat it!! its now 3.25 am! go mee! but im super bored! lol :)
do i get a special prize?? no?? :(
x
Metal Hammer-Lordi DONT get freaked OUT BY THE PIC! lol
i just found a whole passage about Lordi-the Finnish band that won Eurovision :)
the title was "Metal Proving Popular In Europe Again"
and it said this-
"The intimidating hard rock band made history by being the first Finnish Eurovision representative to make it through the final after the Contest had been limited to 24 finalists, since the number of participating countries had grown too many."
haha! the first to make it through in how long? thats fab! but laughable. annywa for the rest of what it said go to...
http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/news/article/?id=44151
its worth it i would say! lol
Scarrier than Slipknot? DEBATE! lol
x
Anyone
watch Eurovision song contest? lol that was a laugh and a half! lol (oh my fav song just came on my player!! You're The Alligator-Steps To Lydia :) )anywaay! yea so you no that really annoying band from Finland that won? yea i just added them on myspace! lol there actually really popular! would you believe it! i have to tell my sister when she gets up tomorrow that its a real band cause she asked me if i thought they were and i was like i dunno! lol thats cool! i wanted Russia to win :) no reason why...oh yea the song was good ;) lol
omg i actually do love this song! if you get a chance check out Steps To Lydia and All The Rage. there fab bands :) but just so you no Steps to Lydia have actually broken up but the guys will be colaberating (is that the right spelling?) together again very soon :)
so Fall Out Boy (officially) in 8 days (cause its past 12 oclock) yey! then staying in Edinburgh Uni halls...Hot student dudes for me! see what liking Fall Out Boy does for me! lets me stay with the hot student guys! not actually WITH them but they will be in the same building and i will see them at some point before i go home on the train on the Tuesday!! lol
and im gettin my hair cut on Friday! so if you see me before that say byee to the longish hair! im getting it cut shoulder-lenth with loads of cool layers and a cool fringe (kinda like what i had before it grew out :() but its gonna be soo cool! i love getting my hair cut! and i think there will be a big diffrence this time :)
hehe look at this cute picture i took of my little sister! shes a cutie pie! lol ^^^^^^(up there)
DOWN THERE XD
well ive wrote loads cause im in a writting and informative mood :) (seriouslt check out my myspace bulletins if you dont believe me lol) so im going to use my lovely word (i started a crazy with this word XD)
Toodles
x
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Jeans Sonnet for the Fintry Crew
If anyone wants their verse of Jean's sonnet (read further down) as a desktop image ( i can make really really cool ones in illustrator) then just let me know. You can tell me what colours and styles etc you want in it and i will do my best. Well done to Jean again!
I've gone off apple!
Richard, u kno wot, i have to say, i think your right afterall. I just saw this amazingly innovative PC by samsung. Get this: the have managed to fit THE ENTIRE COMPUTER in behind the display! can u believe it! Look how elegant and sleek it looks! its like sex in technology form. I hate macs now. why do ppl even care about them?
I mean, now that samsung made that, who needs one of these anyway...
The Most Amazing Thing You Will Ever Read!
This was just emailed to me by Jean. I cant get over how much effort this chick puts into these things! I couldnt stop smiling while reading this. Although shes not been here long. I think Jean has managed to sum up the group better than any of us can. Well worth a read.
----FROM JEAN----
Ok, reflextion time people, I have been inspired by the fan-tabulous Ben ben's convo to pen down (well type now, but as I have no computer in my room I had to pen it first) how I feel about my new found matea. I've only been here for 3 months, and only been hanging about with you lot for a month and a half. But may I say it's been the best month and a half of my life. I love you's all so much. So here it goes!
An ode to you my Fintry Crew.
Where would I be, what would I do?
Without you all, my Fintry Crew?
My little clique of bitches and hoes
What would have happened, God only knows
So I penned down a four page sonet
Wrote it on paper with your names on it
For reflextion redemption and memory of you's
My chickes my luvies, my Fintry Crew
First there is Ben Ben, a mate, a friend
A guy whos laughs will never end
His stories, enthralling, they fill me with thought
His jokes make me laugh, we giggle alot
My lurvin-ass darlin, about everything I chat,
From panties to bagles, even my bathroom mat
This guy is the one, I dont function without
If I ever need love, hes got loads to give out
So thats it for you Ben, my pal, my mate
What else can I say? I love you, your great!
I'll do the lads first, next up he's the deal
My jap-luvin commerade, my main boy Steel
Wir David's a laugh, and kinky as hell
He stares at my backside, and stick like gel
Kiddin' on there wee Dave, Im havin a laugh
If I ever need luvin; I'll come to your gaff
Our laughs are endless, I'll never forget
At Eilidh's party, you sushi luving get
Your loving and caring, my number one man
Give us a ring when you get to Japan
And then there is Ricky, or Harry he's called
Short with curly brown hair, he'll never go bald
He's horny and sweet, which is really enough!
He lies about France, and fakes that he's tough
Im sure he'll grow up and be in top form
But really without him, life just aint the norm
If I need a quick chat, a kiss or a hug
I go straigt to him, ma wee luv bug
Sorry we Ricky, this poem is shit,
Ach well you'll forgive me after a bit
Hello there dear Gareth, what is the story?
You dropped the Fintry Blog for Balfronamory
Lets cut through the crap cake, my rational lad
If I want a serious word, with you its to be had
When I need a guy, to be straight up and true
I need look no further, I find him in you
Compationate loving and caring you are
Your my wee Gareth, my little star!
So theres your verse, deticated to you
I think I'll move onto, my crazy coo!
Sandy ma dawl, your a maddy indeed
Something just tells me your not right in the heed
But that's ok, I dont mind at all
Clap, clap, wiggle, wiggle, our handshake is toll!
You crazy wee cow, when its you and me
Nothing need make sense, we're happy us three.
Did I say three, oh shit I meant two
Like it matter, I dont need to make sense with you
We could be speaking in German, Italian or Swiss
All I know is I love it, a friendship like this
Then theres a guy who's pretty much my seat
Tall, dark and handsome, big Ewan your neat
Wether it's carrying me around or sitting on couches
You never complain, this boy never grouches
He is also the main source of my eats
Prigles or choccies thos boy has the treats
The man knows a giggle, with his big cheesy grin
I know he's my mate, he knows me from outside in
So now for my girlies, from our Balfron lot
What can I say? We're sexy, we're hot"!
First of all she makes up the thress
Becca Bbarr, ma wee star, a true mate to me
Wether its talkin or laughin or bitchin bout guys
This is the one girl who can talk with her eyes
Shes tehre through the thick, shes there for the thin
Black hair, brown eyes, thin as a pin
I can tell her anything, sand she'll never judge
Your a star, your a mate who'll never hold a grudge
You are one of the triplets, one of us three
To be there for the good and bad times with me
Then theree's another, Becca McI
Hyper and bubbly and giggle like I
We can jump about and do the teddy bear roll
Even though you've got a boyfriend your still ma hoe
Wether its a chat or a giggle or serious stuff
You'll always be there for me, easy or tough
This is my bitch for shopping, she'll tell me it straight
She'll give me a hug and tell me I look great
Actress or singer I know she'll go far
You and Becca B, my two shiny stars
Then ofcourse theres my chicke Gill
Wether its moshing or rock, or talkin bout wiL
I know shs a girl who can take a serious tone
Via letter or e-mail or on the phone
But for giggles and laughs and running about
Iff I need cheering up, give gill a shout
In the drama department to look at fit lads
When Gills about theres fun to be had
So to move on now before you get tired
Heres a girl from Biology, posotively wired
Hey Lisa doll, or minnie the minx
When your about the mood never sinks
Wether screaming or jumping or mucking about
Your a mate i simply could not do with out
In Bio and Chem and all the day through
Hypercrazyrandomsocity one word to describe you
You dont need drugs, just smarties abd coke
Then out it all comes, joke after joke
But is Im having a bad day, and being a witch
I know where to find you, my number one Bitch!
Then theres a girl from reggie, who attacks Furmston Evans
Lori my dawl, a gift from the heavens
Hyper and wacky, crazy and fun
When looking for guys in music, you are the one
We can sit and giggle at the randoms about
My infa red guy seeker who misses out nout
My gig-queen of Glasgow, my little black book
If I need a hand in English i know where to look
My tres brainy pal, I cant live without
Hypercrazyrandomocity, describes you no doubt!
Last but not least. her name rhymes with Banana
My Kilearn bus buddy, my good friend Hannah
A girls whos debating knows no match
A wise talking Diva, is there a catch?
My confidante, my amigo
Dont knwo your taste in music, do you like placebo?
In reggie, PSE, English and Math
YOu've got 10 golden stars, your good with the staff
You remind me of me once, not long ago
You the last verse of my poem, my darlin, my hoe
So that says it all a summary of how much you mean
To the new girl with class, and ass, wee Jean
Im glad I came now to this upper class school
Cause I found my new mates and you guys rule
Through thick and through thin, Im glad I found you
I've got all your backs my Fintry Crew
Love you all
Jean xxx
AVA :(
there all sold out :( lol
i want TOM! wish i could see that dude play live but hey! what can you do!
and now i need to find money before Monday so i can run into Stirling and buy Angels And Airwaves- We Don't Need To Whisper. wonder how im gonna do that... :S
any ideas? lol
x
WOAH IM STILL ON
god the archives are great to look through and just waste time. right now im off to bed. night all.
Another Late Night Post
Hey folks, i got up to turn off my mac cos i reaised i had left it on again, damn silent fans. anyhoo... just thought i would say hello and goodnight. :P
Friday, May 19, 2006
Whale Song
Anyone ever heard a whales song. its the most eery and beautiful natural sound. there is a competition on at the mo to win an ipod if u remix some whale songs. its so kl. im doin it! (not that i need the ipod)
To Jean
Jean, where have you been the last 500 posts! :D Your posts are hilarious! Keep up the amazing work. Your making the rest of us look bad!
WOOP!
Well hello there everyone! I thot i would drop in and say hello to you all since i havnt in a while! Exams nearly over YEY!! Only one left for me!! Grr to everyone who is finished! Just think loads of partays soon!
Well the blog is reely good now! The podcast was so freakin funny! And David there is a reason you have no breasts, if you dont know go back to Biology!!!
I think i have the 500th post! Have i?? O well WOOP! If i have!!
Im off now so toodles xxx
Go to the dictionary tons of cool words!! Oh! i need to add another im gonna go do that now! Ok bye xxx
POSTED BY LISA VIA EMAIL!
ok so...
ive been asked to post something...em...laurie has a weird mind. cause i posted a bulletin on myspace saying
"does anybody have anything i can do cause im bored" and she said she could twist that so badly! i believe her! lol
apart from that i had a good day shopping and chatting to my sis about the people i hate and the things i hate.
etc.
is that good enough? well its a post so it will do :)
x
OMG!!!!
BIG BROTHER IS BACK YYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!! ive been waiting for ages but i have to say it was really wide letting that guy with a mental defficiency (if that is the right word). That Dawn is a right bitch i mean god sake if she dont want friends well i suppose wen u become famous u lose a lot of friends but she has no friends to loose. Bonnie(-eh) thinks she's sexy but she aint because she looks like she is pregnant and to be honest i dont want that piece of lard taking her clothes off. How does Leah not fall over those land masses stuck to her chest are bigger than basketballs. Well i cant wait im sure it will be hilarious
Funny Pics
Here is a funny pic of kate and kiwi ruth's horse which i took with my phone and edited with clipart. I will be dead by the morning.
And then there were 9
OMG! Why do these rabbits keep dying on me seriously! Ok this morning i found a dead baby rabbit behind the hutch its head was at a like 90 degree angle backwards gruesom! anyhoo ye thats us down to 9 rabbits now but we've still got three to give away. for how long nobody knows so get them while they'r alive.
Have YOU listened yet?
Thursday, May 18, 2006
longest post ever!
hahahaha look, if i started this post at 11.59 and posted it at 12.01 then it took me from thursday all the way till friday to write it. technically. lol
Lets see what all the bloggers have to say!
Right folks. Its that time. Only 9 posts to go before we hit 500. Lets try to make the last few interesting! What shall we write about? How about all ur fav posts on the blog. the things that have made u laf out loud at your computer screen this year. Post ur fav photos of u with the group! thers an idea! Looking forward to post 500! I WONDER WHO WILL GET IT!
THIS is where i want to work.
Turns out apple ddnt want London to be its most impressive store (btw for those that dont kno, all apple stores are amazing peices of architecture and design. and expensive!) so wot do they do? well they go to 5th avenue (the biggest st in new york!) and put a big apple store UNDERGROUND under the skyscrapers and things and ontop of the hole they put... A 5 STOREY GLASS CUBE! *droooollll* its so kl! It has a glass spiral staircase and a glass lift in the middle and they r giving a free macbook pro to each 1000th visitor (apple stores are so popular in the USA and they hav already have 7000 or so through the doors! - glass doors!
Keepy Uppies
This was taken a few days ago me and Claire decided to go outside but Hailey was toooooooo lazy and she was like 'Its tooooooo cold' and i was like 'That is rubbish' so me and Claire went for a walk around the village and Claire took her football and did sum keepy uppies every now and then. Claire is gonna shoot me for this but i think she did quite well at the keepy uppy bit. It was taken with my camera and is also a very low quality video bkoz videos take loads of memory on a camera (and other things i suppose).
This Shows Cleaning Ure Camera Is Important
Before After
This shows that you need to clean ure phone camera. Mine hadn't been cleaned since i got it and it had loads of dust on the lens and when i took a photo that is what it looked like. And after i cleaned it that is how the same photo turned out. I also noticed that i have a suprisingly good resolution from my phone i thought that it was only like 0.5 Megapixels.
MY DARE!
Dare: Listen to all of my music collection in all the way through , start to finish.
The Problem: 2500 Tracks. 7.7 DAYS of music.
Anyone think i can do this!
:D YAY!This is the 489th Post.
Wow i cant believe we are getting so close.
Kust thot i would let u kno im planning to add a few more people to the blog. Jean and Kate Mq! YAY. lol.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
1 more exam!!!
WHEEEEE!!!!! I only have one more exam to do, and before you even think of mentioning it ben i know you already finnished all your exams so shoosh. so anyway, only biology to go, n thats not very hard so its gonna be six days of sleep straight 4 me:)
Exams are over!
Well, for me they are. :P
im so happy! physics was hard tho! anyway how was everyones day? geting close to 500 u kno. keep 'em coming.
In other news , me and lisa posted a couple of words onto the dictionary. (link on the right)
Go check them out and see what u think.
Have a nice day. :D
I downloaded it!!!!
I just downloaded the fintryblog podcast. Thought i out to give you the heads up i have nufin to write.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Spam-Busting Time!
Ok, ayone else notice the comments on almost ALL the posts by the anonymous dude. scary eh? i think its just spam. to be sure that only HUMANS can post on the blog, i have added word verification. so wen u wnt to comment. it asks u to type these like 4 or 5 letters that u see.
The Automatic
OMG guys
(No another rabbit didn't just die horribly)
I just found this great myspace band called the automatic i saw the on mtv today i really like they'r song monster it's coming out as a single on the 5th of june. check it out.
http://www.myspace.com/theautomatic
things to do in asda while shoping
1) Get 24 boxes of condoms and put them in peoples trolleys while they aren't looking.
2) Set the alarm clocks in the hardware section to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3)Make a train of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
4)Walk up to an assistan and say in an official tone "code three in toiletries." and see what happens.
5)Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
6)Move a "cution wet floor" sign to a carpeted area.
7)set up a tent in the outdoors sectiion and invite shoppers to join you if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8)When clerks ask if they can help you, start crying and say, "why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9)Look straight into the security camera and use it as a mirror while picking your nose.
10)While handling a sharp knife in the kitchen department ask a klerk if they know where the anti depresants are kept.
11)Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the mission impossible theme tume
12)Hide in a clothing rack... and when people browse through shout PICK ME! PICK ME!!
13)When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal possition and scream "NO! It's those vvoices again!!"
14)Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell after a while "There's no toilet paper in here"
OMG I LOVE THESE
And then there were 10
Ok guys. Horror! I have the most sad story ever! Right OK on Sunday my dad and step mum were tidying out the rabbits hutch and my dad was crouching down to stroke one of the baby rabbits and moved his foot back to balance and crushed one of the baby rabbits legs, he says he heard a snap then a very high pitched squeel. so he put it out of it's misery and wont tell me how. so now we have ten rabbits.
Just to let u kno
The podcast button no longer links to a page, it goes straight to the podcast in itunes. SO u can listen to the rump shaking podcast asap!
(im lafing at the rump shaking thing already btw) lmao
Aren't We Clever?
Hello Friends. Just thought i would let you in on something rather cool!...
Have you heard the podcast yet? Have you had trouble downloading it and getting it to play? (i have!) Do you wish there was an easier way? Lol
THERE IS! Just go to the podcast page and click SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES and its all done for you. you get new episodes as they are made. You get kl album art, links and chapters so u can jump from place to place.
Please leave a comment if you like the podcast.
WE ARE IN ITUNES!!! WOOOOOOO
The Fintryblog podcast is now availible in iTunes!!!
UPDATE: WE ARE YET TO BE APPROVED BUT WE SHOULD BE ON IT BY 2MORO
Rather imporantish news.
Episode one now WORKS if u download it and u can finally LISTEN ONLINE (click the podcast link)
Episode 2 - Recording Date probably the Tuesday 30th Let me kno if thats ok.
Wish Me Luck.
About to do a phyiscspast paper, are they difficult? i hope not.
anyway, 500 is getting closer c'mon guys!
goat joke
this is pretty funny, i thought some o you would like it and it would help get the blog to 5oo posts
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a goat trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and baaaa-ed, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and baaaa-ed again.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the goat and was surprised, to say the least. However, the goat looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the goat jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said: "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The goat jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told the goat "The sign says you have to be good with a computer." The goat jumped down again and went to the computer. He proceeded to activate Excel and typed in a cost calculation spreadsheet, that worked flawlessly the first time. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the goat and said: "I realise that you are a very intelligent goat and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."
The goat jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said: "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual." The goat looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meeeow!"
Helping get to 500 posts!!!!
Hey ppl here i am bored so thought i would help get this up to 500 posts but writing something. It keeps ben quiet.
So i think its French int2 2day and graph com. Good luck to all the ppl involved in that.
I have physics tomorrow the worst subject in the world. Sorry to any1 who enjoys physics.
Any how i better be off dog needs walked and i really should do some revision.
xxx
Warning Explicit content
for those interested in reading the comments on the post "This scared the bejesus out of me!" don't, it is creepy and shud only be atempted by creepy pervert people (ben and hannah) because they wrote them and if you dont want the mental image of ben covered in chocolate sauce, baby lotion and surrounded by naked ben ice sculptures then avoid the comments at all costs
POST 459
The Names Are Drawn...
Ok guys im taking i think 4 random names out of the hat, well actually its a mug but hey ho.
ok here goes...
....Kate Hopkins
....Hannah Matthews
....Kate Morton
....Kate Mqueen
....David Steel
Ok I know that was 5 but i had keep going until i picked another guy cos i dont want to be the only guy in it. :)
Ive also noticed that 3 Kates came up. Hmmmm.
Could those folks let me know when they are free to record the podcast. Any date from Sunday the 28th May, to Wednesday the 31st of May. ASAP. Thanks
(post 458 i think)
Monday, May 15, 2006
Date for Next Podcast Recording
Ok the names of the next people on the fintryblog podcast are being pulled out of a hat cos i cant decide who to invite, too many gr8 freinds is such apest sometimes ! lol
When do most of the exams finish so i kno wens a gd date?
My Lucky Day
i just opened a packet of jellie babies ( u kno, the little mini packs) and got 2 blacks and 3 reds. how kl is that. no manky yellows or greens! i hit the jackpot!
455th post.
C'mon Folks. Post post post. what have you been doing recently? still studying? how many exams hav u got left? what are you planning to do after they are over? let the world kno!
ok dudes (like the word?) hehe
Listen to All The Rage! as in the band! there fabulicious! will try and find some vids (if they have any) and will put them on the random page :D
xxx
where is everyone?
im so bored and lonely, how many people took history?
everyone needs to listen 2 the song livin' in the sunlight lovin' in the moonlight by tiny tim, it is so funny, it will have you in stiches
Sunday, May 14, 2006
SUPER BIG NEWS EVERYONE MUST READ HERE!!!
im gonna go 2 bed, kinda tired.
it was hard trying to turn one of ma classic poems into an explicit rap song 4 the blog.
it was hard work,
i was workin hard,
workin evenings, into the dark,
my work is done, sheathed my wit, removed my scabbard,
i worked a long time,
to get the rhymes good,
the rhymes that are mine,
and earn me, my food.
I know whats coming next.
The Members page, the podcast, the message board, and then.....
....The Official Fintryblog Rap!
Yo yo yo.......
LEAVE COMMENTS! BEST FINTRYBLOG RAP WINS A PRIZE!
Vanilla MP3 Podcast Arriving Soon
For those of you having difficulty downloading the podcast... your suffering is almost over. Go to the podcast page (link on the right) and there should be a plain old MP3 version for you to go get. :) have a nice day.
Rebecca Grows A Moustache
Hey guys! Go over to lauries blog (link in the sidebar) and check out these hilarious pictures she posted!
Ben your titles wrong
I thought the blogs birthday was the 5th of June and that is what you told me and if you havent noticed its the 14th May so you are a bit late. Just thought that i would let you know
Its Late, Early Rather.
Yes folks, it really is 2.45 in the morning. and i just got back from babysitting, got £30 so im happy. but exhausted. night night
(id love to see some one try to beat my late posting record!)
Saturday, May 13, 2006
This scared the bejesus out of me!
This was sitting in our kitchen today when i got up! nearly peed myself!
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