Hello Everyone!

Just thought i would leave you a little message and see how your all doing. I know most of you are at the cathouse at the moment buti thought you might like something to read when u retun home so here goes...

Hi there [name], how was the cathouse? good fun i trust?
Good good. So who was doing the most entertaining dance moves eh?
Of course it was lisa. silly lisa eh?
hehe. :P
I really wish i could have gone actually but oh well. I was already booked for babysitting. i was actually double booked and that never happens! lol.
nice to get some money in for once though. got lots of xmas shopping still to do.
ARGHRGHGR im so confused about what to get my secret santa person. ill need to ask someone to guide me.
Hope you like you little book of bunny suicides btw kate. :P have a great birthday
also hope that you enjoyed your little tiny cake we got you in pizza hut. well, i ddnt get u it so its wrong of me to take credit there. i think it was lisa and gillian. i think. very nice of them if it was them.
so yeh, lisa fancied the scoooone guy in pizza hut then aye? ill be sure to tell him next time we go there :P
also, oh em jee. what were those we randomers all about at the table across from us.
and guys, bluetoothing a photo of the words NICE ASS on a napkin to them on my behalf. um......naw yer alright hen.

Oh my i appear to be typing out quite a lot of stuff here.

oh one thing i would just like to mention is that i found an amazing present for you kate (morton) its un-freaking-believbly amazing. i stood there in the shop just smiling and nodding thinking, i cant wait to give her this for xmas. haha i really cant wait now. its gonna be GREAT. aw man see if u already have this im gonna be pure gutted. and also now that i have usede the word pure here lisa is gonna comment being all "ooh ben going all neddy are we!" as she always does.

speaking of neddy, Neddie Seagoon in the goons is so funny. im listening to all those tapes again kate. i think ill have a wee goon show marathon 2nite. just to maker me smile. could do with some more smiling at home these days.

got ANOTHER internet modem today (FROM A REAL SHOP, NOT EBAY! HILILUIA! - sp. )
why doesnt internet explorer have a spell checker. gawd is there ANYTHING good about I.E? ANYTHING?!
so yeh new modem, should stop preventing your msn messages getting to me in time and the like. cos the old one was MESSED UP so i was getting messages on msn that people had sent ages ago, even after they had signed off! it was nuts.
but i think i have it sussed now. woohoo. go me.

brb

sorry, just had to go check they were both asleep and put the kettle on for some coffee. i really rather like coffee now. well, more kinda, i like the caffeinne. hehe. red bull and coffee FTW. (for the win!)

so what other fascinating tales could i enlighten you with this evening... ooh kettles boiled.... brb

just tripped over the chair here on my way back. glad i decided to leave the coffee over there to cool down. i just realised how much gillian and kate might be laughing away to this because of that rediculous coffee joke. haha. we're so sad.

OOH! did anyone watch the X Factor 2nite? i ddnt lol, but i caught bits of it, i was in the kithen setting up the new router and reading the guardian paper. DOONT YOO KNOOO. how posh eh? haha nah my english teach sed we should read a broadsheet to further increase our verbal vocabulary. so far, i have yet to detect or observe any apparent deviation in my regular use of the english language. :P
hawhaw. thats class A humor right there.
no its not actually. thats more a kinda , not had his coffe yet, been in glasgow all day, really tired. paniced in the bathroom here cos i couldnt find the lightswitch for about 10 mins, making not very much sense, and over using commas type humor. :S

anyhoo what on earth was i talking about, ah yes, xfactor. well, Leona. (sp?) was pretty darn crap in her first song. still very good, but ive come to expect more from that girl. anyway , i kinda picked up from my mum something about her haveing laryngitis or something. so that cant have helped. she did quite well. BUT OMG her second song. un. be. lievable. she was awesome! actually breathtakingly good! if she doesnt win this im going to loose all respect for the xfactor. also, GET THE MACDONALD BROTHERS OUT. they are bringing shame to the scots. they should be singing in a kareoke bar somewhere in a forgotten little hamlet. GAWD. aaaarghhhhh8oerty-m58pokh

anyway, i really hope that there is not a word limit on posts. cos im screwed soon if there is. ooh, would i be able to avoid it if i did this: stingingallmywordstogetherintoonebig
longwordsothatitcounteditasone?
who knows eh?
maybe.

Well brb im going to go get my (now cold no doubt) coffee...

Ok i think i grossly underestimated the latent heat capacity of coffee. its still freaking hot.

oooh im quite sleepy u kno. i should have brought some skl stuff to revise but u kno, then you wouldnt have this wonderful thing to read.

how did everyone get on in the NAB thing on friday btw? i found it quite difficult to be honest. its MUCH easier to wrote about a poem or short section of text rather than an entire novel. ah well, tryed ma best. and theres always a re-sit :S

aw also i was well chuffed cos im the first person in our skl to pass with full marks in all my sound enginering stuff. but u kno wot guys, im still not sure if that is what i want to spend my life doing. and its beginning to really freak me out not having a plan.
ach lets just hope for the best eh?
lol
maybe i could be an official blogger-er
:S

o well i better go see whats on tv. and drink my coffee. ill no doubt be posting on here again later unless the peeps get home soon.
i think im at about £11 so far.

BYE

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