gd joke

A man workin for scottish railways, works in a signal box in the highlands. He decides he wants a promotion and sends a letter to head office asking for a promotion. So someone comes from head office, and says to the man

-before we can promote you we need you to sit this test for us

-Ok, says the man

-right the first question is, youve got two trains on a collision course, what do you do?

- Ah, says the man, well, i would dash over to my controls and pull the lever turning on the emergency signals stopping both trains

-Ok, what if you got to the control and it was stuck, completely imovable?

- Yup, I would dash out of my control box and along the rails to the manual control, and pull that lever turning on the signal.

-Fine. Now what if the manual control has ben struck by lightening and is stuck fast?

-Well, id das back to my control box and push the electric button turning on all the emergency signals

-And what if the control box was on fire?

-Then i'd dash to my uuncle George's house who lives in the next town and get him to come here.

-And why is that?

- Because he's never seen a train crash