Sandy tells a story using cats

The story I am telling you is of Richard and my Friday night and Saturday morning. The night was a great success
Except it didn't.
Well, lets begin:
Our night started on the Killern bus:


Then me and Richard got to his house and realised we had three hours before we had to leave so...

After seeing Richard's Pokemans we left to meet Dom and get the rum
On the way we met Benji who had brought his little sister, and quite frankly

Upon arrival, Richard and I made it clear that we would be the only people drinking our rum, that didn't last long though.

However at the party there were some unsavory characters...
...who stole our rum. Richard took it badly

His only solace was in the many girls in the hall

Eventually Richard took a shine to Abigail

A short time after heavy drinking hit Calum

then

Then I took it on myself to make fun of Ruth's boyfriend, hilarity did not ensue:


While waiting outside for something that neither of us can remember the earlier shock of our drink being stolen resurfaced in Richard, having no more reason to live he decided to take his own life:

Unfortunately a digger broke his fall and Richard only sustained small grazes. This didn't stop him being a drama queen though
Soon after Euan was found in the Hall kitchen

A shocking departure from his usual demeanor

After much help from Eilidh (Thank-you) I managed to drag a despairing Richard home and eventually to bed


Those of you who were there will have already realised that there was much more of the night that is not told of in this post but there just isn't enough relevant cat pictures