Best post ever! Day in fintry!

(before u begin readin this, i think its the most effort ever put into a blog post. so please please comment about it and let me kno wot u think . i love you all. ben)


i am on skype and webcam to richard
he has his mates over who i have nvr met. so im talking to him and he then has to go and put his wee bro to bed, so now im talking to this randomer. and hes kl and all, but um still a randomer. anyhoo, then my mum knocks on the ceiling (lmao thaat made me laf, knocks on the ceiling, AS U DO!) anyway, ah yes, she was knocking on the ceiling from her room upstairs cos she is trying to get to bed and im making noise talking on skype. (i have a loud voice sometimes) so now i cant talk out loud. oh dear. that makes skype tricky to say the least.
so now im sittign here and its like ONE> BIG> AWKWARD> SILENCE> and hes on webcam and its scary cos hse got a scottish accent (yeh i kno shh) and its intimidinatering. :P jk.
i just visited jeans blog and found it hilarious. as soon as i can be arsed, i shall add her to the list at the side. i think i should make that list a tad more eye-catching. i think people get the wrong idea with this blog. some folks think im trying to take over the whole damn planet, and some think i want to shut down their blogs. some people think im just being evil. and SOME PEOPLE *points at bekki* just want to FRIKKING BEEEEE ME! (lol soz bekki, just a joke, all the best with ur fintryblog, oops, i meant fintryblog. no no, FIN- damn F- FIN- FINTR--- Egroup! thats the one!) lol. but im really not that evil fellas. i totally love the idea of u all having ur own we blogs. i just wanted the fintryblog to be something, different. u kno? please dont be mad. lol. wow i think ive written quite a bit here wouldnt you say. but guess what peeps.... ...theres more.

ok so what happened to me today? well im glad u asked.... (yes, u did ask)
wellllllluluulull....
i got up quite late and my room was a real mess, i cant remember why though. anyhoo, then i was talking to sandy and he was making his movie on his macbook. im really jealous cos he went on skype and i could hear all the birds chirping away and the cars passing by and that was cos he was in his garden. in the sun. on skype. how lucky is he. i wish i could be online outside. just you wait till i get my P990 :P (or Motorola Q)
anyway.....
then i made a time lapse film of me tidying my room. that was really quite funny cos i set it to the theme from benny hill. which come to think of it , is actually quite like MY name. kinda.

and today was the day of the Fintry Fling! woo, so i was gonna go down and see tht. i knew that lisa was havin kate and hannah over for a sleepover tonight too. so i was hoping to catch up with them at the fling. well then i decided to go and get a shower b4 going to the fling. cos, u kno , no one likes a smelly person. lol.
so after my shower my hair was. um. well. just big is the best word to describe it i think.
so, i thought to myself. i need to be at the fling soon, i shall use the hair dryer. so i did. and it made all my hair stand up. so now the description of my hair has broken free from the word big and is now rampaging around the area of "UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE" so i though, oh it will be fine once its str8. right? wrong. after srt8ning it , it was just as ridiculous, but str8er. hmm. what to do . add water and flatten to skull for 20 mins. lol. kinda worked. hair sorted. then hannah and lisa and kate came to the door! W00t! i lov it when that kind thing happens.
so then i grabbed my phone and ipod and went out with them. it was such a sunnny day and there were lots of people milliing about the village , cos of the fling. actually i dont think i gve the weather enough praise ther, it was GLORIOUS. lol.
so we all went down to the fling, but ther want really that much to do. kate and me got rice crispy cakes, but they were still gooey.kate also got a load of straws for free and was very proud of herself (see pic) then um, we saw pippa and folks on the ponies.(pic) (ooh fun eh?) then lisa wanted to try and get a ride on them (if u think that sounds dodgy then , um, shame on you) but she was too old. shame really. cos wot about all the wee midgets that cant go on them even tho ther the right height, but just too old. thats obscure discrimination that is. then lisa and kate had a go at the coconut thingy. kate got 1 off and was pissed off when she ddnt get to keep the coconut. lisa missed COMPLETELY ! the worst shot EVER! (see video)
so then we came back to my house for a while and we made a rather pointless podcast episode, its about cheese mining in space. (kates idea) have u noticed how the 2 episodes kate has helped with (2 and 2.5) she has steered the theme towards cheese. how very unusual. :S
so this podcast attempt was VERY bizzare. please dont judge us. we were just messin about.
so then after that we went back out. i decided not to do the hill race this year, due to the fact that i am a lazy arse.
we then went to the park and went on the swings. dont laugh people simple things, simple things. but then something awful happened. i was getting WAY to hot, cos i was wearing a dark shirt. so then i was like "ooooooh im boiling" so hannah sed put on my jumper cos its lighter coloured. so i thot for a joke i would. so i did, then just as i did the primary skl kids came into the park with ther teacher and stuff! so i had to take of hannahs top (im not shirtless) and try to put mine back on. i think those kids are scarred for life now. so we wondered what to do next. we went down to the pebbly beach thingy (see pic) by the river. it was sooooo sunny and i was boiling again, so i was wandering about without my shirt on and that was generally a bid idea i think cos hannah was ther and kept , um, commenting. then after that where did we go. hmm.ah yes. thats when laurie was coming. so we went up to the cross (i was dressed by now) to meet her. then tht lot had to go to get pizza and i had to go home. but tht was ok , cos my parents were i a gd mood (it happens in gd weather) so we were lafin and having fun. etc etc etc. i had a ham salad for dinner. very tasty. then at 7.30 i went back outside to meet the others again. hannah and kate met me outside. then kate and me went under the tunnel (down ther!) that goes under the road and we were clambering about in th dark trying to find our way out (see pic) , but we gave up and went back. it was rather funny. theneeenenen.... we went to meet lisa and laurie and by this point we were all very very very very hyper! lol. so we then met cam and aus too, and went back to the park. cam and aus were messing about on the roundabout while i tried to make a cross out of 2 sticks, cos u kno, the 6th of the 6th of the 06th is coming, and u ought to be prepared! i needed something to tie it with but i couldnt find anything decent. kates hair ddnt work , nor did bendy twigs. so then we went down to the sports field after cam and aus left. laurie was SOOOO hyper. and we laughed and laughed. i found some red tape to use for making my cross. which i was pleased about. but i threw it in the river later. then um.... oh yeh and hannah put grass down my back! GRR, lol. then the midgeys were really getting pretty bad so we sat wondering where to go. so then they all walked up with me to my house and then we sed bye and they went back to lisas caravan to watch scary films.
i went in and talked to mym mum and sister about the day. then i went on my mac and went on skype (see how the story draws to an end) i called kate and it reay freaked her out cos the film they were watching was freaky apparently. then i started talking to richard on skype.

other things of note today: flower people!(see pic) they are made to advertise the fling! they are all over the village and ware like home made scare crows. ther really quite freaky.
oh and i got some new widgets for my mac. i now have a red bouncy ball. an 8-ball , a family guy quotes one, a flip-a-coin one. and some other kl bits and bobs.
OH YES! now i bet kate hoped i would forget about this, but we told her to hug one of the flower people and we took a photo , and then realised someone had put a bottle in its trousers so it look kinda, um, aroused. (see pic)
lmao. so that was hilarious. (see pic) OMG AND ALSO!!!!...... apparently she has the same effect on trees!! (see pic)
OOH AND ANOTHER THING! - we got pikora at the fling with spicy sauce and i was REALLY FRIIKKIN SPICY! so , wot do we do, we made jamie DRINK IT! mwahwahahahah. (see video)
im really sleepy now though so i better get to bed soon.
night night world. hope you all a nice day too!