TO Richard.

Ok thanks richard i shall remember to watch out for those nasty sounding *laughs* viruses. when i get my mac back. rofl.

and another thing-- wait. whats this?
Oh hello norton.
what are you up to

ah i see. your requesting permission to scan an image file for viruses for no reason.

ok.

what? oh i have to wait till your done before i click that do i? alright.
you just hurry along ther.

done yet?

norton?

oh look. you've frozen the PC. you cheeky rascal you!

now i have t-- what? whos that?
oh its windows firewall, hello there.

you wot? eh?
oh u want to scan an image.. i ... no its alright norton told me already.
...you wat? no its alright nortons sorting it for me.

*meanwhile, norton is having a hairy fit*

whats that windows? no really hes fine, hes a bit , um, busy at the moment tho.
oh hes just scanning an image.

look. stop asking. hes dealing with it.

*norton crashes*

damn.

um.....windows? remember the image file? could u be a dear and go scan it now.

why?, because norton seems to have crashed.
thankyou.

you what? cant find the file.

but thats a *.dll , ur not even meant to be looking for one.

oh alright, here, have this one.

yes NortonWorks, i kno my system is vunerable and my antivirus is off but thats because your crappy antivirus just CRASHED on me. *ticks the dont remind me again box*

windows? u dun the file yet?

yeh? ther were no viruses. good.

SHUT IT NORTON I KNO ITS OFF! *ticks box again*

norton re-starts antivirus.

oh good. were back online.

where the heck is that image?

oh here we go. *open*

"Norton is waiting for a virus scan of 'harmless image.jpg' OK/CANCEL SCAN"

Windows: You appear to have two virus programs running would u like to close everything else EVER and just leave Windows Firewall on?

No thanks, id rather use norton. can i close you?

Windows Firewall: Yeh sure.

How do i do that?

Windows Firewall: Do what?

OH dont start with me you!

Windows Firewall: ...

Windows Firewall: Can I have another DLL plz?

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