Memories.

On the train.

Her name is now

Lisa 'Bunch of Bastards' Porteous!

lmao

"OMG theres someone behind me!"
"I cant see the hot emo!"
"The train is whistling to me!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!??!???"

At the train station:
"are we on a boat?"

i love you guys.

hi

LAURIE!

can u send me the photos and videos from le party?
That would be awesome.
And kate too.
and ill post the few i have.

My scroll wheel has clogged up AGAIN sheesh.

if you could help that would be great!

my sister is doing a swimathon for a cancer charity, so if you want to sponser her then leave a comment/email me

thanks!
xx

BRUM

Huzzah! FINALLY! :D
yes i kno its a horrible colour. me and lisa are going to paint it. :)
but its better than my mums car so WOOP.
:D

BEN!!!

Ben, Further to the wee quote bout you going off into space when thinking about drawing on bananas, I was stumbling on Firefox, and found this banana site

http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/banana_art2.html

Funnybones

Since there was some wondering in the comments of Lisa's post about the title of the children's book about three skeletons. I found it out to put their minds at rest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funnybones - the wiki page for it, unfortunately it is pretty empty.

A title! Thats asking too much!

Rigth well apparently i dont post on here enough, so here i am. Just for you ben to keep you happy (and quiet). This is the bit where the rest of you lot shout "Ben, quiet?! Never!"

Heh heh heh.

I apologise now this post isn't going to make much sense im guessing, however i've been instructed by Ben to write a low down (or down low, which ever you prefer) of last nights events. So here we go.

Well it all begins on a dark dark night in a dark dark village in a dark dark street.

Heh heh joking. Though now i mention it did anyone else ever read that book? It was like a wee kids book and there was the skeleton dude who had a skeleton dog! By the way im not making this up it did exist, i did not smoke pot as a child and make this all up. Nor do i smoke pot now (just to clear that up)

Right well last night i was sitting on my ass bored as usual(after all it is Fintry) so as a wee thought i dragged Ben out into the cold for a wee finry meet. I was slowly walking down to the bottom of the drive to find that Ben hadnt arrived so waited. And waited. And waited. After that on the phone i goes and i holler "where the bloody hell are you? im freezing my ass off" oh how polite eh?

Finally i found Ben slowly making his way down and so he decides to whap a camera out and start taking photos of me on the bridge looking very goon like. :P

Soon after the red bull had been drank and Ben and I were muchly :D Abi's dad got a nasty wee shock (us) standing on his door step when we rang the doorbell but Abi was out at her dancing (Good for her says Ben)

Well we were frozen soooooooo

Back to the time machine chaps!

No dont be silly Ben nor i have a time machine which is a dreadful shame. However if anyone does please leave a comemnt below and we shall get back to you.

Well sitting in the club were a skanky mn who never leaves, the person who works there and some group of people who were cool as. Honestly these people were so cool they coould talk for a full night on the price of mini pizzas and baked potatos. Now thats just cool ;)

Anyhooblies Ben and I's conversation developed and so by the end of the night we had developed that quite simply by moving all the furniture out the club (be leaving a few bar stools) we'd be able to have a complete rave! ITS A RAVE DAVEEE This is of course with the help of someone who would be kind enough to stand and flick the light switch on and off for us all night.

Having read all this back it doesnt sound too wonderful a night, but clearly it kept me entertained. Now before i love you and leave you i shall put a wee present up for Ben.

Enjoy!

Now seeing as how ive wasted (of course i haven't really wasted it) tiem on this writing this, i have to go now. Got lots of lovely studying to be done with. Sheesh a gals work is never done.

Bye folks

xxxx

Wee Hello!!

hi guys! iv finally become technological enough to be able to post here! admittedly ben made it quite easy and told me exactly what to do, but i feel proud of myself anyway :D just thought id tell you! xxx
ps, i even managed to change the font!

"When are we going to record the next podcast?"

Well. How about after the exams? Or even, during the holidays? Let me know when your free if you would like to be involved and i shall go about organising it.

If were gonna do it we need to think of things to talk about.
Any ideas?

A Wee Plea

Ok not posted in a while, but you might know, i only post after partying down lol.

I have lost my straightners and my shox trainers. They were at the hall in Drymen at the party, but i can't remember pickin them up when i left, but i can't really remember wot i did do when i left, apart from meetin dave the rapist lol, so if anyone has any ideas where these items are, please tell me, i miss them!!!!

ps. Kate McQueen, Gordon King is not a new lip balm, and he does not provide oxygen lol, u bad, bad girl

duno..

havnt posted anything worth while on this for a wee bit

tonight was kinda.. meh.

wee gillian, your pure cute btw lol awk a just wanted to cuddle ye! hope yer alrite n the hangovers no too severe 2mo

bekki - im glad we spoke tonight, i feel alot less anoyance towards you and your singing now. :)

david - your costume was FAB btw :) if u ever read this anyway ? i duno.



hope everyone enjoyd the night.
aw jenny, she is bloody adorable! :)

ughhh. im never going to a malawi event sober ever again.

anyway

i hope everyone is doing well and all is good and such.
hahaha i feel like im going on a wee path of self discovery just now, finding out new things bout myself n that. i cant explain it but.. if anyone knows what im talking about then youl know its kinda wierd bt nice at the same time a?

anyway, im gona go coz im not makin sense and my feet hurt.
night night petals :) xxxx

love :)

ben, i love you so much! i really cant think of a reason why i didn't tell you sooner. laurie's party was almost heart-breaking for me to see you and i couldn't tell you how i felt :( but now we are together and we can tell each other just how much we are in love and i don't care if there is stupid, immature people who think we are people who can be taunted and provoked. i love you. that is all that matters to me :) sorry if there is people who really don't want to know what is going on but what i say to you is this: bugger off if you don't like it. i don't care. i love you so much ben. always have and always will :) xxx dec xxx

bored!!!!!

please someone save me from blanefield!!!! it is sooooo boring!!! the only good things about it is: rebecca barr and a bus service! but what the hell is the point of gettin a bus which we hardly use??? Sunday tomorrow :( crap! please save meeeeeeeeeeeee!!! or just keep scrolling through the posts lol thanx for letting me waste your time lol, dec xxx

Can I just say

ur quotes page is wrong! I know what an organ is. I just wasn't sure about ur nose! cos otherwise how do u smell?

here are some kaisers pictures. Except one isn't a kaise chief. he's another band. u know i got that blue one printed and they cut his head off?! i was well annoyed.

Gillian, i loved ghe future post. do u think u could do an amazing prediction of the young knives?

and then i said....

"STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR HEART OUT!"

cause i was with Lisa, Laurie and Ben at Lostprophets having a major fun time!


the end


that was a little story from the future


only because noone seems to post anymore :D

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Brainwave.

iMixes. on iTunes. make them up. post a link. people can go listen to ur taste in music!

In History...

supposed to be reseaching early nationalism in germany, 1815-1850. but tbh, i cant be arsed.

Gareth and Eilidh are here too. :)

you know, we had to wait (well gareth had to wait) aaaages for miss walton to come see him so he could ask if we could go on the computers (just cos miss walton doesnt like him so went to see everyone else before him lol)

ooh not long to the bell. only like 15 mins. then its off to biology. then on the bus to eat my cream egg :D:D:D

Eilidh says this is random.

i can take that out apparently.
yes eilidh, i realise i can take that o=we;iuhejkgndskjfha (eilidh and Laurie begin to fight over the keyboard gareth on the other hand is calm and mature takes it off them and starts typing immature things)

BANG!! hahahah i banged you to the ground.

POSTY TIMEEEE!!! *waves like a crazy person*

BANANAAAAAAS!

bad news guys (Gillian especially)

I just heard that the website that i bought our T in the park tickets from has just gone bankrupt. If you try and go onto the website you get redirected to the insolvency.co.uk website. They say that if you have already paid for, and not recieved tickets, then there is a chance you could claim for the refund, however sinced they are £2000000 in debt its unlikely to happen. If you paid using a credit card instead of a direct debit then contact the credit company pretty soon. This means by the way that i now owe oliver and raymond £200 each and my mum something around £1200. I'm in deep shit, we used direct debit.

53 emails today.

thats a lot.

i re-did my myspace. check it out. new pics going up.